A major university is extending health insurance benefits to same-sex partners. Ok fine, they have to sign an affidavit attesting to several things including this statement:
We have been in a non-platonic relationship for the preceding 12 months.
You mean to tell me that in order to receive the benefits, these folks have to affirm they are having sex with their partners? Are the powers-that-be insinuating that a relationship isn't valid unless the participants are sexually active?
Somebody really messed up didn't they?