Saturday, July 29, 2006

#22: When dad says...

"touch the electric fence"...don't!

My folks ventured out and bought some horses many years ago. First it was Cash and his sister Brandy, they were both Apaloosas, and then later came War Baby and Jordanne. Well we fenced off the front pasture for them and dad used electrical wire all the way around instead of barbed wire to keep them away from the fence. One day we were standing out there and he said "hey, touch that wire" (jokingly).

Now WTF do you suppose I did?

A) Looked at him and said "are you kidding?"
B) Looked at him AGAIN and said "are you kidding?"
C) Touched the wire.

All I can say is damn that shit hurt!!!


  1. Anonymous7/29/2006


  2. Just be glad you weren't a boy because the other alternative -- peeing on it, don't feel no better.