hit the INSIDE of the toilet?
I don't get it. It's a large bowl, it's a straight stream, so why can't a guy get it into the bowl? What is so difficult about it?
Picture this, a guy who can do laundry like your mother, makes it smell like a fresh summer day and folds it perfectly, he can grocery shop and pick up every single thing you use, he changes the oil on the car, is great at building furniture out of wood and can even cook to a point...
....but he can't piss a straight stream into the toilet?
I am befuddled. Personally, I think that this was God's big fat joke on women. He figured "oh no that pain of childbirth is nothing, let me give you a man who can't pee into the toilet and see if you ever eat that apple again!"
Gee thanks God :)