Saturday, July 29, 2006

#27: Why can't men

hit the INSIDE of the toilet?

I don't get it. It's a large bowl, it's a straight stream, so why can't a guy get it into the bowl? What is so difficult about it?

Picture this, a guy who can do laundry like your mother, makes it smell like a fresh summer day and folds it perfectly, he can grocery shop and pick up every single thing you use, he changes the oil on the car, is great at building furniture out of wood and can even cook to a point...

....but he can't piss a straight stream into the toilet?

I am befuddled. Personally, I think that this was God's big fat joke on women. He figured "oh no that pain of childbirth is nothing, let me give you a man who can't pee into the toilet and see if you ever eat that apple again!"

Gee thanks God :)


  1. Anonymous7/30/2006

    Now you are getting down to the serious questions in life! It occurs from birth and never improves from there. What's worse is when they fail to lift the toilet seat and you sit in it. Not that that's ever happened to me ;)--ST

  2. And oh yeah, they refuse to put the seat DOWN when they are done because they think we should have to do it!

  3. Anonymous7/30/2006

    I've literally fallen in a couple of times in the middle of the night! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!--ST

  4. Ahhhhh get over it. We need to put up with your monthly friend coming every month, yo can put up with our piss poor aim. No pun intended.