Tuesday, January 16, 2007

What I've been arrested for!

Ok taking a cue from Kelly I'm going to try this...

Okay, so here's the deal: find out how you will be arrested, the Google way. Go to Google, type "(your FIRST name) was arrested for" or "(your FIRST name) was arrested" (whichever one works) and see what you got sent to the slammer for. Remember to use the quotation marks around that phrase or else it won't work.

In early August of 2004, Jessica was arrested for drunk driving

Jessica was arrested for working as a prostitute in Florida

Jessica was arrested for fighting in April and June 2004. On both occasions she was intoxicated.

Jessica-was arrested for DUI and no proof of insurance

Jessica was arrested for biting her sister's arm in a fight

Jessica was arrested for being under the influence of a controlled substance

Jessica was arrested in the Newark Airport for making a joke about having an AK-47 in her backpack

Jessica was arrested and charged with four counts of attempted murder and four counts of soliciting a murder.

Jessica was arrested when she went with a drug dealer to rob a bank

Jessica was arrested for the act of violence.

Jessica was arrested for Breach of Peace and Disorderly Conduct

Jessica was arrested for attempted murder.

Jessica was arrested Friday for allegedly using Make-A-Wish Foundation money to purchase Super Bowl tickets and fund shopping sprees


Damn! I think Jessica needs to get therapy, ya think?

5 comments:

  1. Hey, no fair!! I can't do it with my name!!!

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  2. Naomi was arrested by the FBI and sentenced to a prison term of one thousand years.
    (OK, I admit blame to this one. I was in Wal-Mart and had slit open a bag of birdseed on the shelf for the little sparrows who had flown into the store...)

    Naomi was arrested in late October 2006 after reportedly assaulting her drugs counsellor
    (Hey, I didn't even know I was on drugs?)

    Naomi was arrested on a second assault charge last month.
    (OK, this had to have been involving the warden at CCA).

    A temperamental Naomi was arrested on March 31 for allegedly throwing a cellphone at one of her employees in a dispute over a missing pair of jeans.
    (I only have one pair and I know where they are??)

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  3. Anonymous1/18/2007

    I especially like the one where you were arrested for biting your sister's arm. Now that one seems credible to me;)

    Susan was arrested for stabbing Felix to death with a paring knife.

    Susan was arrested for hitting her husband in front of officers.

    Susan was arrested for trying to vote.

    Susan was arrested for looking like Molly.

    Susan was arrested for killing her children.

    Susan was arrested for prostitution.

    --ST

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  4. Uh-huh, yeah, we all see how you are now ... you're a violent drunk, eh? ;)

    BTW, when you're done with all that Make-A-Wish Foundation money, can I borrow a few bucks?!

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  5. Got a letter from Sam today - I'll try to post it tonight.

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