Below is DH's idea of retaliation against the computer. No, kidding. If when one yells at the computer, the computer doesn't respond appropriately, apologize for f*cking up, and politely fix itself, this is what happens. And because poor mister HP scanner decided not to work properly earlier this evening, he's dead, stone cold dead.
And so I decided to do some research on how to fix husbands that don't work properly, don't apologize for f*cking up and refuse to fix their bad habits.
I've got to get a copy of this book!