Remember some 30 or 40 years ago when you were a sophomore in college and you partied all night long with your college pals and drank till you lost your mind and passed out? Do you remember the next day when everyone told you what a complete and total asshole you had been?
Yeah, you remember. You were so cool!!
Ok, now I have news flash for you jackass--it's not cool anymore. Nobody thinks you're funny, not one bit, in fact others around you are embarassed by your blatantly obnoxious loud mouth and behavior. Look in the mirror pal, you're past middle age, you not only have children but you have grandchildren, you're a person who is well-known by many, you've got responsibilities, you're a G-R-O-W-N-U-P now.
Quit acting like a stupid jerk.