You know what? I'm thinking of just giving my entire paycheck to the federal government so they can do with it what they want. I mean, shit, I don't need it, right?
I'll just hand it over to them and they can give back to me what they think I need to live on. I mean they're already giving my hard-earned tax dollars away to corporate America and the rest of the world, why don't I just save them the time of deducting it and giving me what's left and I'll just hand it over.
Here Unca Sam, have fun, enjoy, hope all the little people near and far, all the big fat corporate blockheads, and the rest of the world enjoy my little piece of the American Dream.